Thursday, July 9, 2009

Joe Foti Exhibition : FLOOJIN STAMP



In 100 Days
Our next exhibition will be held October 16th in
Tokyo at the world famous beautiful Chrome Hearts in Aoyama

The following week in Osaka October 23rd at the also beautiful
Osaka Chrome Hearts location.
I'll put up a map to the locations in both cities soon on this web page
more details coming
Please join us if you are in the area.

For space portal travelers the index entry code is
#4373533939-F534ggf#343524332456

Postcard artwork : "The Town of Machine"

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Exhibition Details Being Flown In Today

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Exhibition Details For Japan Coming Thursday July 9 2009

Happy Birthday Doc Severinsen


One of our favorite humans

Monday, July 6, 2009

Michael Jackson Email About Memorial Tickets: Sadly It Was A No


I registered about an hour after the announcement & Sunday night I got this email.

This Is About To Be The Best Two Minutes & Thirty Six Seconds Of Your Day

Jenny The Pug from Portland

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Red Foti Scarf Gets The Window In Japan



Available at all Chrome Hearts stores worldwide
Thanks Uchi & all the staff in Japan
See you soon

Friday, July 3, 2009

Amazing Video From The Space Station


Really love this. The Sarychev Volcano is located on a Russian Island off
the coast of Japan & it erupted June 12th 2009. This video
was captured by the International Space Station
More Video!!!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

These Two Black Boxes Have Been Fucking With Me Since Texas!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Michael Jackson Acappella

Heard this in the car this morning & think it's great.
The Way You Make Me Feel

The Big Guns in Iraq



Not really ...
From The Queen Mary in Long Beach

Monday, June 29, 2009

Yukarin Lookalike Spotted On The UCLA Campus!



Not sure who she really was , but as soon as she saw Mayumi she ran off screaming.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Street Michael Jackson Lived On



Michael lived about a mile from where we live & driving home tonight, this is what we saw

So sad.

Goodbye Michael

Found This In My Skull This Morning

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Kitty Grocery Garden #19

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Lets Go to Plachutta

Thursday, June 4, 2009

ExhibitionDanceSquad Rehearsals Going Splendid

Oh Hey It's June!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

New Exhibition Details Being Delivered


The details of our next exhibition are being fine tuned.
Special agents are seen here delivering some final specifications
for forward command.
Wind down

Monday, May 18, 2009

Jarvis Poked With A Stick!


Late yesterday in Tennessee Jarvis was poked with a stick .
He ( Jarvis ) was trying to figure out why there has been so much fucking cattle on this blog lately.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Just A Small Part Of Our Exciting Week


So I had this job back in the 90's. It was all done late at night & early morning.
I would search the oceans for downed airliners.
If I found one , I would try & sell them cattle.
The high sales point was the fact that you could breed them!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Exhibition Details

Friday, May 8, 2009

Do Yer Sqaw Dance Ma

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Spotted A New Alien Today


Seen this before

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Kiyoshiro Imawano Is Gone


We are so sad, Mayumi cried when we watched this video
Very cool human
1951-2009

Friday, May 1, 2009

Exciting News!!!!


Tennessee Traffic Cameras Go Full Color!!!!!
Hours of fun

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Swine Flu Fuck You

Sunday, April 26, 2009

イイジャン ベツニ、、、、



Poor Kusanagi san!
We met him in Tokyo in 1998 & he was very friendly & cool
He actually stopped us on the street near Higashi Azabu.
We talked about Chrome Hearts & some bike movie
he was filming.

leave this guy alone... he didn't kill anyone.

I like Kusanagi san
but will still never buy a Smap CD

Friday, April 24, 2009

Black Diamond Harris Teeter


Ladies..... He's Single

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Our New Attorney


Can a human get any cooler?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Magic Cow Train Party Tonight


We know

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Great Album : Duff McKagan's Loaded


Great Album
Get it fast

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Oh Yes Delicious Yakult

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Miss Lerlene Makes Appearance In A Movie




Last year a movie named" The Women" came out & had one of the cast wearing a Miss Lerlene T-shirt!
The cute actress name is India Ennenga & her name in the movie is Molly.
There is also a screenshot of Miss Lerlene with actress Annette Bening.

I encourage everyone to get the movie fast forward to this scene & then quickly turn it off.
Love Jada PinkettI wish she was wearing it too.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Marilyn Chambers Is Gone


R.I.P.
April 22 1952 April 12 2009

Look her up on Wikipedia if you don't know who she is.
A true American Pioneer

Friday, April 10, 2009

To Answer All Your Homeless Questions

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

He He


From award winning photographer Julian Wolkenstein

Thanks Tokyo Shop


I Love That

Monday, April 6, 2009

Happy Birthday Merle Haggard


Today Merle is 72

Sunday, April 5, 2009

SquawDancePoseOff


This morning we woke up & there were about 40 of the worlds top models in our room.
They all had knives. It got really weird quick.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Pouring Air Into My Skull


Found this strange room near Santa Barbara
Big giant Lizard chased me out

Friday, April 3, 2009

One Of The Photographers Is Actually An Assassin

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Favorite Story Of The Day

Today President Obama met Queen Elizabeth in London. He gave her an iPod &
she gave him a picture of herself.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

New Favorite MX : Granmoun Lele

Found this awhile back forgot to share it.
The reason I have been away for a long time with no posting
is because I have been locked in a room watching this video
over & over. I've watched 412 times so far.
enjoy

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Wild Hounds Of Malibu




Violence erupted at at 3AM last night in the backyard over an old orange bucket.
So much dog shit

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Colonel Sanders statue and his curse lifted from Dotonbori River in Osaka


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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Heavy Showdown In Hollywood : Exhibition Information Leak Thwarted






News of our upcoming exhibition caused a stir near a Japanese
market near Westmount. The guy cuffed by the police was not detained
however a list of the art for the exhibition was destroyed at the scene.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Marine CH-46 Sea Knight Helicopter Spotted Over Hollywood


What The Hell?
This twin roter Navy & Marine helicopter first entered service in 1960, with the last rolling off the assembly line in 1971.
These giants have served faithfully from Vietnam to today's wars in the gulf. of 652 built,239 still remain in service,mainly with the Marines.
So...
Why the Hollywood fly over.
Nothing to do with me.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Expedition Team Sent To Harness Exhibition Details


We sent our crack exhibition team of planners,lawyers,simian trainers,
addicts & fish experts ahead to Japan by Mini Train.
They were never seen again
Dates coming soon
then refreshments

Jarvis Word Slingers Delight

Beware

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

My Mistake!!!


Wow sorry about that last night Hollywood.

while testing a new idea for our next exhibition
our favorite assistant put a little too much petrol in
the pod, causing a dozen or so palm trees to
explode into flames.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Where Are They Now?


Some early monsters we made for the "Fisting Scars" exhibition back in 2002 Tokyo.
Most of these were sold, so just wondering where are they now?
Probably some level of Hell

Friday, February 20, 2009

Least Fun Entry In A Parade


The county of Los Angeles Sheriff's Department bus.
This is the bus they use to transport inmates in & around L.A.
county. I got a look inside one once downtown when it was full of inmates
& some guy inside the bus flipped me off. Great memory.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Had That Same Dream Again


Large Giant News For Humans Coming Soon!
We are very excited.
We will be in the Eastern Hemisphere!

Just Realized That Last Post Was Number 666 on This Blog

Students At UCLA Freak Out


Some sort of odd worshiping going on right in front of us.
After doing some sort of strange push up they all burst out into tears.
Weird but highly entertaining for us

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Shoichi Cocktail


2 oz Whiskey
2 oz Sake
I gallon financial tears
Lemon twist

Monday, February 16, 2009

Surprise Surprise How About An Exhibition!!


The nice thing about this, you become a bit of a local.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Welcome To Basset Hound Village


Friday, February 13, 2009

Strange Art Discovered


Found this classic while photographing the new CH wood shop
artist unknown

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Enjoy Some Nikon Digital Static!


It's a fuck up but I love it.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

My New Favorite Heavy Metal Singer : Carrie Underwood



Did you see that?
What the hell was that

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Merle Haggard Energy Rekindles Our Souls For 2009






Another great night with Merle & The Strangers. His son was on guitar!
Kris Kristofferson was there but sadly did not perform.
Found our old friend Charmaine at the show of course. My God she has been at every Merle or Hank3 show
we have been to in the last 10 years. Last time we saw Charmaine she was dancing topless at the Roxy
during Hank3's show.

Merle did not disappoint as usual he was incredible.

Intense night,rainstorm.
Thank God Richard drove. He has a great weird light around him.
Kirk

thanks Richard
Thanks Merle

my pics kind of suck sorry...
but hey it's Merle!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Lux Interior R.I.P.


The great frontman of the L.A. punk band "The Cramps"

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Kim's Super Bowl Party

Monday, February 2, 2009

I Love NY & Bananas!



Walking down Lexington Ave in NY last month , I took a shot of a colorful fruit stand on the street.
Before I knew it this guy was running up to me from behind. At first I thought he didn't like his picture taken, but
he quickly handed me a free banana & said hello.
I Love New York

Franklin Hotel NY


Peephole madness

Sunday, February 1, 2009

From Dubai





Look at these intense shots from the" WORLD'S TALLEST" Building in Dubai.
The crane operators working on this site are at 2,620 ft/801m
That's almost half a mile up.

check out the amazing web site
burjdubaiskyscraper.com

Saturday, January 31, 2009

High Crane Wind



Spooky

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Karl Lagerfeld & Mr. Slave : Harris Teeter On Mr. Slave!!

Monday, January 26, 2009

The All Powerful "Osaka Soldier"

Times Square Web Camera 2008




Shooting it
While it shot us.

Look for weirdo in red scarf with serious honey.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Grand Central Heaven


One of my favorite places
Notice the Mario imposter in the lower left corner

What Happened In Grand Central Station




Trying to focus in on a shot of some human workers , I had something come into my viewfinder & help me loose the focus.
Turned out to be a cart of flowers pushed by another human .
Thanks for the flower shot Mr. Man.

Friday, January 23, 2009

How Our Osaka 2002 Exhibition Was Almost Destroyed





These drunk Barbi's almost made the party get shut down , by the Osaka police.
Really disgusting group of girls.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Kim Jong Teeter

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Those Are The Kind Of Fish That Love Classical Music

DTM-Mo200919


Squieshe Bischler

for immediate release

Monkeys Building A Table


From The Cloisters in NY

Monday, January 19, 2009

Still Trying To Get Into Afghanistan


Well ever since before we went to New York for the holidays, we have been trying to get into Afghanistan
to photograph some glass blowers working in Kabul we met last year.
This is what we get from the U.S. State Department.


The Department of State continues to strongly warn U.S. citizens against travel to Afghanistan. No part of Afghanistan should be considered immune from violence, and the potential exists throughout the country for hostile acts, either targeted or random, against American and other Western nationals at any time. Remnants of the former Taliban regime and the terrorist al-Qa’ida network, and other groups hostile to NATO-led military operations remain active. There is an on-going threat to kidnap and assassinate U.S. citizens and Non-Governmental Organization (NGO) workers throughout the country. Afghan authorities have a limited ability to maintain order and ensure the security of citizens and visitors. Travel in all areas of Afghanistan is unsafe due to military operations, landmines, banditry, armed rivalry among political and tribal groups, and the possibility of terrorist attacks, including attacks using vehicular or other improvised explosive devices (IEDs). The security environment remains volatile and unpredictable.

Kabul, in particular has seen a rise in militant attacks, including rocket attacks, vehicle borne IEDs, and suicide bombings. The number of attacks in the south and southwestern areas of the country continues to be high as a result of insurgent and drug-related activity, but no part of the country is immune from attacks. Over 100 attacks were reported in Kabul over the past year, although many additional attacks were thwarted by Afghan and coalition forces. An additional 4,400 attacks occurred nationwide during the same timeframe.

Incidents have occurred with some frequency on the Kabul-Jalalabad Road (commonly called Jalalabad Road). The road’s use is highly restricted for Embassy employees and, if the security situation warrants, sometimes is curtailed completely.

Foreigners throughout the country continue to be targeted for violent attacks and kidnappings, whether motivated by terrorism or criminal activity. In January, gunmen attacked the Serena Hotel and killed eight people, including an American contractor and a Norwegian journalist. In April, an assassination attempt against Afghan President Karzai showed the continued desire of the insurgency to destabilize the Afghan government. The July 2008 bombing of the Indian Embassy in downtown Kabul, near many western embassies and Afghan Government institutions, demonstrated the ability of the insurgents to undertake assaults within Kabul itself. Rocket fire and rocket propelled grenade (RPG) attacks have occurred with increasing frequency. In August, three female western non-governmental organization (NGO) employees, along with their male Afghan driver, were gunned down as they traveled south of Kabul. An American NGO worker and her driver were kidnapped in Kandahar in January. Other Americans were kidnapped in Afghanistan in February and August 2008.

Riots and incidents of civil disturbance can and do occur, often without warning. American citizens should avoid rallies and demonstrations; even demonstrations intended to be peaceful can turn confrontational and escalate into violence.

Carjackings, robberies, and violent crime remain a problem. American citizens involved in property disputes -- a common legal problem -- have reported that their adversaries in the disputes have threatened their lives. Americans who find themselves in such situations cannot assume that either local law enforcement or the U.S. Embassy will be able to assist them.

From time to time depending on current security conditions, the U.S. Embassy places areas frequented by foreigners off limits to its personnel. Potential target areas include key national or international government establishments, international organizations and other locations with expatriate personnel, and public areas popular with the expatriate community. Private U.S. citizens are strongly urged to heed these restrictions as well and may obtain the latest information by consulting the embassy website below.

The United States Embassy’s ability to provide emergency consular services to U.S. citizens in Afghanistan is limited, particularly for those persons outside the capital. U.S. citizens who choose to visit or remain in Afghanistan despite this Travel Warning are encouraged to register with the U.S. Embassy through the State Department's travel registration website, https://travelregistration.state.gov, and to obtain updated information on travel and security within Afghanistan. Americans without Internet access may register directly with the U.S. Embassy. Registering makes it easier for the Embassy to contact Americans in case of emergency. The U.S. Embassy is located at Great Masood Road between Radio Afghanistan and the Ministry of Public Health (the road is also known as Bebe Mahro (Airport Road), Kabul. The phone number is +93-70-108-001 or +93-70-108-002; the Consular Section can be reached for after-hours emergencies at +93-70-201-908. The Embassy website is http://afghanistan.usembassy.gov.

Updated information on travel and security in Afghanistan may be obtained from the Department of State by calling 1-888-407-4747 toll free in the United States and Canada or, for callers outside the United States and Canada, a regular toll line at 1-202-501-4444. For further information, please consult the Country Specific Information for Afghanistan and the current Worldwide Caution, which are available on the Bureau of Consular Affairs Internet website at http://travel.state.gov.

News From Munich


Clitzen happy to be with Ludwig & Miss Lerlene visits!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Man With The Microphone Returns


He's back. Not sure how he found us.

Bridge Man


We gave him cash

Traveling At Over 140 Miles Per Hour : In The Rain : On The Way To The Airport





Friday, January 2, 2009

Happy New Year 2009

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

What Is The Perfect Holiday Gift For An Alligator?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

So What Ever Happened To Utica's Greatest Punk Band


NO FUCKER
in Los Angeles March 2008

Kirk,Richard,Mayumi & Myself went to see them in the valley in 2004
by the time the 45 min show was over My Nikon was destroyed, I received a six in slash in my calf
from a buck knife,got a black eye. Mayumi punched a girl in the neck, Richard threw some skinhead through a wall
which temporarily disconnected the power. Kirk bite off a piece of an ear from an asshole brazilian punk with a mohawk who
was fucking with him.
Great show.

Pokemon Finally Snaps


Since were on the subject of decapitation.

Decapitation Photographer Acco

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Shandi & Red Jarvis Finally Reach Bagdad 5 Years After The War Started

That Asshole Hitler Reacting To The New Nikon D3X


For all my photographer friends

For All The Maguro Lovers Out There

Monday, December 8, 2008

Lovely Hollywood



Thursday, December 4, 2008

George Thought He Might Get More Attention As A Blonde

Monday, December 1, 2008

You Won't Forget Pepino


Pompeii Italy 2006

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving 2008


Instead of the traditional Turkey dinner we will be enjoying
delicious mountain eggs on shovels!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

My Friend From Tenneesse Tortures Me With Images Of The Best Barbecue Sandwich In The World


Even though the picture is small, I did manage to print out 9 copies & eat them all.

Thanks ynneb


Ridgewood Barbecue
900 Elizabethton Highway
Bluff City TN. 37618
423 538 7543

Anyone within a 5,000 mile radius should make the trip.
It will change your life for the better.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Best DVD Of Last Year: Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers


Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers : Runnin' Down A Dream
Best music documentary I've seen in 30 years.
One of America's best songwriters.
Coming in at 4 hours long, I easily saw it all in one sitting.
All my friends in Japan this is a must see.

This Is What Happened To Tim's Truck While He Was Climbing Everest


I wanted to post this picture because I know there are some of you out there that are thrilled by a filthy truck. Settle down.